I read in the New York Times that they are selling the Breakfast At Tiffany’s apartment for $5.85 million dollars.
I asked my boss for $5.85 million dollars. He said “how much do you need it?” I said “really badly,” he goes “I’ll write you a check.”
He goes to the office and comes back out with this piece of paper. And tells me to sign it and take it to the bank. I laughed and said I didn’t think it was real. He said “Sure it is! Don’t you see the eagle on it?!” and he points to the upper right hand corner.
I was like “Oh! Is THAT what that is?! I was wondering why the McDonalds arches were on my check!”
So, I’m going to the bank tomorrow and I’m going to go buy the Breakfast At Tiffany’s apartment. I’ll let you know when my first party is!
