judgejudyofficial: In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful
Lolololol!
digitaldiscipline: brainsforbabyjesus: alessariel: optimysticals: broliloquy: gundamdick: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
very very slowly.
What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.
I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.
@brainsforbabyjesus
okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.
Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).
We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.
The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago). This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.
I can’t…I can’t believe this. This news saddens me beyond belief. Alan- you were a master. Rest in peace.
phiftycent: princem4rtian: poyzn: This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
oh my god
:D
popculturebrain: Clip: ‘Pitch Perfect 2′
May 15th, Pitches!
What is this bullshit?
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starborn-vagaboo: nuderefsarebest: drtanner: Like Idris Elba, for example. I can’t think of a single Chuck Norris joke that couldn’t be far better applied to Idris Elba. - THERE USED TO BE A STREET NAMED AFTER IDRIS ELBA BUT THEY HAD TO RENAME IT BECAUSE NO ONE CROSSES IDRIS ELBA AND LIVES.
- IDRIS ELBA AND SUPERMAN ONCE FOUGHT EACH OTHER FOR A BET. THE LOSER HAD TO START WEARING HIS UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE OF HIS PANTS.
- SOME MAGICIANS CAN WALK ON WATER. IDRIS ELBA CAN SWIM THROUGH LAND.
- IDRIS ELBA CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR.
- DEATH ONCE HAD A NEAR-IDRIS ELBA EXPERIENCE.
- IDRIS ELBA IS IMMUNE TO HEART ATTACKS. HIS HEART ISN’T NEARLY FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK HIM.
- IDRIS ELBA CAN WIN A GAME OF CONNECT FOUR IN THREE MOVES.
- WHEN IDRIS ELBA DOES A PRESS-UP, HE ISN’T LIFTING HIMSELF UP. HE’S PUSHING THE EARTH DOWN.
Try to tell me this shit isn’t better with Idris Elba. You can’t. Because it is.
100% SUPPORT THIS.
Forever reblog.
heavenbydjsammy: thecoppercow: Greggs is Serious Business, apparently.
greggs is serious business, trust
Would kill for a Greggs right now.
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picklesandwine: meredithdraper: comfyprincess: Is no one else going to talk about this?! additionally this American Girl of Today outfit is from 1998 and Kimmy was kidnapped in 1998 I’M JUST SAYING.
Knowing Tina Fey, that was not a coincidence.
WAIT I don’t know these dolls very well but is that Molly? Which is, as we know, Kimmy’s favorite American Girl Doll?
Brilliant.
William Shakespeare
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